The Weekly Found $$$$$$$$$$$$ Report!!
Volume 5, Number 2


IN THIS ISSUE:

1] Tips from the Peanut Gallery!
2] Strange and/or Relevant Questions I have Received!
3] General News!
4] Last week's total!
5] Money reported this week!
6] Grand total to date!

1] Tips from the Peanut Gallery!

* To remove blood stains, follow this procedure. This may be difficult for use in large areas.
Gather some spit in your mouth.
Spit on the blood-stained area.
Rub the stains out.
Rinse with cold water.
The enzymes in spit used to help digest food also degrade the proteins in blood that make it so difficult to clean. This method works well, but it is also recommended to wash with cold water and use stain removers. It works well on not only items of clothing, but on rugs.

2] Strange and/or Relevant Questions I have Received!

Q: How come only Maryann gets all the charity nickels?
A: Cause she's way nicer than the rest of us.
Q: Ah.

3] General News!

* Bat Boy Found in Texas Cave Predicts End Times by Deciphering Snot Patterns on Cave Floor!

4] Last week's total!
* we started the week with (give or take) $221.00

5] Money reported this week!

+ Karen's LOONIE in a One Yellow Rabbit theatre dressing room
+ Karen's 1 cent from the same dressing room
+ Sandy's 10 cents from one pop bottle at NAIT
+ Karen's 1 cent at the Subway
+ Stacey, Ella, and Vi's 80 cents (!!!!) all frm pop cans
+ Karen's 2 cents in the faithful North Hill Mall food court
+ Maryann's 7 cents a-like so: the CNIB sent her a nickel (i really want to know why charities don't send me money) and 2 found pennies

Yes, folks. That's it for the week. Our first fairly slow one. Thank heavens for the people above. Otherwise, we'd have nothing!


For a total this week of $2.01!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Our grand total is now:

$223.01!!!!!!!!!

$105.71 is the final total for the Xmas Dinner Fund.

$117.30 is currently in the Charity Fund.