The Weekly (BAAA HA HA!) Found $$$$$$$$$$$$ Report!!!!
Volume 7, Number 2
IN THIS ISSUE:
1] Tips from the Peanut Gallery!
2] Strange and/or Relevant Questions I have Received!
3] General News!
4] Last week's total!
5] Money reported this week!
6] Grand total to date!
1] Tips from the Peanut Gallery!
Once upon a time there was a girl called Kim. Kim promised to write a report about found money every week. "I promise to write a found money report every week," said Kim. One day, Kim let an entire month go by before filing a report. She rationalized this away by saying that if an entire month went by, the total would look even huger. "I'll rationalize it by saying that if I let an entire month go by, it'll seem even huger!", she rationalized. And it turns out that she was right. The end.
2] Strange and/or Relevant Questions I have Received!
Did you know? Currency paper is composed of 25% linen and 75% cotton. Red and blue synthetic fibers of various lengths are distributed evenly throughout the paper. Prior to World War I the fibers were made of silk.
3] General News!
According to Sandy, Men without hair on their chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair.
4] Last report's total!
* We started the month with (give or take) $268.43
5] Money reported this past month!
+ Karen's 6 cents from a Penny outside arts centre and a nickle at 7 11
+ Sandy's 50 cents from two Dangerousway carts
+ Karen's 30 cents like so: 15 cents in the peavy mart parking lot. A dime in studio b and a nickle in the cafeteria
+ Kim's 10 cents from the college parking lot
+ Kim's 5 cents from the floor of the King's Head pub in Calgary.
+ Sandy and Sig's $1.60 (!!!) from six carts and a pop bottle
+ Stacey, Larry, and Ella's 75 cents (!!) a-like so: "scooped a half full juice box from ground by the speaker order box at second cup - 10 cents, 2 water bottles - 20 cents, 1 2L pop bottle - 25 cents!, now the Lucky Beer cans are appearing on our front lawn - 10 cents, Ella's journey under the candy/toy dispensers to retrieve her dropped quarter resulted in a found dime :)"
+ Karen's 2 cents from Stoopidstore and the college
+ Sandy and Sig's 87 cents a-like so: "3 safeway carts and one pop bottle in the store.., 2 pennies sig found at tim hortons, one good old faithful lucky lager in the ditch (is he cutting down?)"
+ Sandy and Sig's $1.55 (!!!): "just cause its a long time since I*'ve been able to send a photo..
+ Larry and Sandy's $1.60 (!!!) a-like so: "went to a fund raiser hair cut with larry today, for school lunch program.. no one recycles.. between that, and larry stopping for every can in the ditch, we have 11 cans and bottles, so on the way home stopped at one safeway, 2 carts.. not just in the coral, but plugged in, quarters still in.. I am competing with a 12 year old on roller skates.. he is way faster than I,, but not as smart.. he isnt thinking to look at the carts plugged in! He gives me a look of incredulity. I give him one of distain and walk away with the quarters...
+ Griffin, Sig and Sandy's 85 cents a-like so: "one pop can, sig found a quarter in front of the cash machine on the floor of the dollar store, and 2 safeway carts.. the old lady that griffin and I were trying to beat was there racing around the lot, while her husband sat in his brand new red truck watching.. beat her to it.. she was very pissed off. griffin will remember the lady.. she's one hard broad."
+ Sandy's 10 cents: "one lousy can.. 10 cents.. but it was a pretty A&W root beer can.. it was nice"
+ Stacey's 40 cents: "parking lot bottles/cans...Wal-Mart 2 and school 1, from the theatre after seeing harry potter...4 water bottles
+ Karen's 18 cents found on the stage at RDC, on a walk, one at Tims, and one at Starbucks
+ Maryann's 22 cents: "10 cents cleaning the grade 1 room Wednesday, 11 cents cleaning the kindergarten room Thursday, 1 cent crossing the street in Rimbey on Tuesday grand total for me this week TADA. 22 cents whoopee not much but it adds up!"
+ Karen's 2 cents from the accountant's bathroom
+ Sig and Sandy's $2.35: "this is how sig spent his 77th birthday, me driving along the road out here, him getting in and out to pick up bottles and cans.
Does it get any better than that?? plus one safeway cart."
+ Maryann's $2.04 (!!!) a-like so: "Summer school cleaning and of course kids didn't do such a great job of cleaning out their lockers.
From a number of different lockers grades 3,5 and 6. Monday 2x 25 ix10 and 1x1= 61 cents :). Tuesday 1x25 2x10 and 1x5= 50 cents for :). Wednesday 1x25 1x10 1x5 and 3x1=43 cents :). Thursday 1x25 1x10 and 3x5 =50 cents :) (in lost and found plastic tub south wing. Going to check the other one Monday LOL. So yes I am sweating my face off washing walls stripping and waxing floors etc but am being richly rewarded or rather the fund is. Happy to report my weekly found!"
+ Griffin and Sandy's $1.10 (!!) "griffin and oma checkin' in the ditch.. 11 pop, water and beer cans"
+ Sandy's 10 cents from a pop can.
+ Maryann's $4.00 (!!!!!!) a-like so: "WOOHOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Alan and I took the girls to Capital Ex yesterday and I scored again !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. 1 of the 2 rides that I will go on, the Tilta whirl, Alan and I were going to get into the seat and there on the bright shiny yellow seat in the sun were. a toonie and a loonie!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great ride and money back LOL. No idea who was on that seat right so found is found.
We get home and I'm cleaning things out of th etruck( I put tags and such inth elittle slot on my passenger front door niche and when I was cleaning it out there was a loonie on it's edge right up against the inner part of the panel. I asked Alan if he knew it was there and he never is in that seat and knew nothing about it and I have never yet put anything in it, hardly even rode in it more than 4 or 5 times since we got it and never stuck anything in there so.................. that loonie had to have been in there when we bought the truck !!!!!!!!!!! so........ of course it's found money and not ours so in the fund it goes.
+ Karen's 11 cents from a penny and a pop bottle
+ Karen's 25 cents from a cart in the cart thingy not plugged in.
+ Sandy, Griffin, Stacey, Sig and Ella's 45 cents: "one quarter on the floor at chuckie cheese, one water bottle, one old faithful lucky lager"
+ Karen's 26 cents at Tims drive thru
+ Sandy's $1.00 from 4 Safeway carts
+ Kim's 1 cent from ... somewhere.
For a July total of $20.83 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Our grand total is now:
$289.26!!!!!!!!!
$105.71 is the final total for the Xmas Dinner Fund.
$183.55 is currently in the Charity Fund.
