Thursday, August 27, 2009

The Weekly Found $$$$$$$$$$$$ Report!!!!
Volume 8, Number 2


IN THIS ISSUE:

1] Tips from the Peanut Gallery!
2] Strange and/or Relevant Questions I have Received!

3] General News!

4] Last week's total!

5] Money reported this week!

6] Grand total to date!


1] Tips from the Peanut Gallery!

*"Did you know, if you have a pet parrot, you can feed him anything that you eat? EXCEPT chocolate and avocados, which are fatal." Hmm... The next time I get a parrot, I'll remember that!

2] Strange and/or Relevant Questions I have Received!

Q: Can we see the video of Karen's awards acceptance speech?
A: Why... YES! Yes, you can! i'm having a bit of an issue publishing it to my site just now, but when it's uploaded, i'll send you the link. i didn't want to wait for it to load to send you this report!!!!

3] General News!

* KAREN IS FAMOUS!!! Karen won the first ever Duval Lang Award for Excellence in the area of Theatre for Young Audiences at the Betty awards in Calgary on Monday night. Witness the trophy! It's the Best! Trophy! Ever! I got to see her win it and she only cried EIGHTY TIMES!




4] Last report's total!
* We started the week with (give or take) $291.92

5] Money reported this week!

+ Kim's 1 cent from outside the Aboriginal Youth Outreach Centre (I was walking by on my way to Dangerousway to find no carts at all)
+ Ella's 10 cents from a Coke can left on a bookcase
+ Sandy's 10 cents from a pop can somewhere
+ Stacey, Larry, and Ella's $1.02 (!!!) a-like so: "2 cents vi found in the parking lot. 10 bottles dumped in the driveway across the street from mom's - guy was likely evicted for the $1200 in fines for having eyesores in the driveway and a landfill in the back yard. he decided to clean out his truck before he left for good. my mom was really sad to see him go."
+ Karen's 1 cent found at the C-train station
+ Kim's 1 cent on the sidewalk somewhere downtown
+ Kim's 10 cents from one Pepsi can on the street outside my house
+ Kim and Stu's 71 cents from various locations (faithful Sev payphone, shop floor, sidewalk, pub floor, and ticket spitter)
+ Karen's 35 cents from a dime in the alley and a Dangerousway cart
+ Sandy's 35 cents from a Dangerousway cart and a pop bottle
+ Stacey and Ella's 30 cents from three pop bottles
+ Ella's 10 cents from a pop can left on a Costco bookshelf
+ Sandy's 10 cents from a pop can
+ Stacey's 20 cents from 2 pop can/bottles
+ Sandy and Sig's 70 cents from pop cans
+ Sandy's 10 cents from one "lousy" pop can. Sandy! every one counts!
+ Karen's 26 cents from a quarter at the Auburn and a penny on the sidewalk
+ Karen's 28 cents from Tims, Dangerousway, and the library
+ Stacey and Vi's $3.75 (!!!!!!!!) from a one litre pop bottle, a $1 DQ dip [i don't even know what that is, but i'm counting it!] and $2.50 Vi found in Bill's coin collection box. She knows it doesn't count, but as the compiler of this newsletter, i make the final judgement, and i say.... IT'S IN!
+ Stacey's $1.17 (!!!!!!!) from "12 cents Timmy's drive through, 3 water bottles from movie ( 1- 25cent and 2 - 10 cent), 2 parking lot at school, 2 side of highway by S&S's, 1 water bottle from friend's mom's moving day, 1 water bottle from cleaners at school (I bet Maryann doesn't leave empty water bottles lying around :)"

+ STOP THE PRESSES!!!!! STOP THE PRESSES!!!!!!!!! $5000.00 FOUND IN THE STREET!!! WE'RE RICH! WITNESS BELOW!!!!!!






*ahem*! back to the ACTUAL TOTAL!

+ Sandy and Sig's 20 cents from 2 pop cans while camping
+ Karen's 61 cents from the Dangerousway and a can
+ Sandy's 50 cents from two Dangerousway carts
+ Karen's 1 cent from the coffee shop where she had a Latté I.V. drip inserted on the day following the Bettys



For a weekly total of $5,011.04 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Er.... actually, it's $11.04.

Our grand total is now:

$302.96!!!!!!!!!

WE DID IT! AND IT'S ONLY AUGUST!!!! AS ELLA WOULD SAY, "EYES TO THE GROUND!"

$105.71 is the final total for the Xmas Dinner Fund.

$197.25 is currently in the Charity Fund.

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