All-Time Best Day!! He really IS going to Hell!!

Larry: "Thanks to my own indifference to going to hell, I bit the bullet and went to Safeway today (it is right beside the Timmy Hoes) and found nadda. so on my way into work I stopped by the Safeway in Capilano and was rewarded with $0.25 from a cart not pushed in all the way. (silly people, you take the time to take the cart back and don't take your money) First ever 25 cents found a Safeway. I am a Safeway cart virgin no more.
On the way back from work to pick up Ella, stopped by the first Safeway again. (mom and Sig's stomping grounds) and figured I would ignore Sig's comment that he "already checked the carts behind the store next to the garbage bin". 50 cents!!! now sitting with $5.75 for the day I figured I would...........Did I forget to mention the $5.00 on the ground beside the buggy coral?????? (picture me do a jig in the middle of Safeway parking lot not unlike the one performed by the grandfather in the remake of "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" after the boy finds the final golden ticket.........I will do it for you some day)

Mom, Sig, I know where you work.......

Please feel free to see the attached picture

Going to hell rich!!!"