The Weekly Found $$$$$$$$$$ Report!!!

The Weekly Found $$$$$$$$$$$$ Report!!
Volume 2, Number 3


IN THIS ISSUE:

1] Tips from the Peanut Gallery!
2] Strange and/or Relevant Questions I have Received!
3] General News!
4] Last week's total!
5] Money reported this week!
6] Grand total to date!

1] Tips from the Peanut Gallery!

From Larry: when sitting at the Tim's wndow, always have Mother on speakerphone to encourage you with gentle, subtle proddings such as the following: "LOOK ON THE GROUND UNDER THE WINDOW!!!!! LOOK ON THE GROUND LARRY!!! EVERY ONE DROPS MONEY THERE!!! LOOK ON THE GROUND UNDER THE WINDOW!!!!!" no one will EVER look at you funny when THAT'S going on...

From Kim: it seems to me that the bigger the parking lot, and the further people have to walk to put the cart back, the more people will leave them lying about rather than trudging them back to the cart thingy. by putting them away, you thereby obtain a]money, and b]exercise!

2] Strange and/or Relevant Questions I have Received!

Stacey: if someone gives you too much change back, does it count?
A: YES! if the money is money you would not have normally received, and is a result of someone being nice to you because you're cute and your kid is cute, throw it on the pile!

3] General News!

* all monies collected till the end of Feb will be added to the Charity Fund.
* in March, we go back to collecting for the Xmas Dinner Fund.

4] Last week's total! we started the week with $57.24

5] Money reported this week!

+ Karen's 2 cents from the Tim's (08 Feb)
+ Kim's 10 cents from a Red Bull can in the gym parking lot (09 Feb)
+ Sandy's 50 cents from two Dangerousway carts (09 Feb)
+ Sig's 1 cent from the Tim's. every one counts!!! (09 Feb)
+ Larry's 12 cents from the Tim's which should have gone on last week's total but he was too ashamed at its collection method (digging around in the ice with his butt sticking up) to report it. ah, Larry. you shall become used to the looks of derision, misunderstanding, and downright disgust. it's all part of the game! (09 Feb)
+ Karen's 1 cent, in her words: "Finally! After 2 days of fruitless searching. A penny in the bus shelter at 4th Ave and 9th street SW. " (10 Feb)
+ Stacey and Ella's 11 cents from nice people at Walmart and Carwash who thought they were so cute, they should get extra change! (10 Feb)
+ Kim's 10 cents from under a change spitter at the Dangerousway. no carts though *sigh* (11 Feb)
+ Sig and Sandy's 37 cents, found like so: "a lousy quarter from a cart on my way home,, but a beer can on the road, and a water bottle on a table at the deaf school and sig's 2 pennies, one at tim's one at sobey;s" (11 Feb)
+ Sandy's 25 cents from two Dangerousway carts. she's determined that the buggy boys get to keep the quarters! this is bad news indeed! ah well, every penny counts! (12 Feb)
+ Karen's 11 cents from a phone booth and a gutter! (12 Feb)
+ Stu's LOONIE! from in front of a mailbox outside his shop (13 Feb)
+ Kim's $1.62 from various locations in and around Dangerouway, but mostly in the carts of lazy people (13 Feb) ($4.34)
+ Kim's 10 cents from a crushed Coors Light can in the drug store parking lot (13 Feb)
+ Sandy and Sig's $3.10 (!!!!!!!!!) from Safeway and a can (13 Feb). YEEE HAAAAWWWW!!!!!!!
+ Griffin and Karen's 26 cents from the floor of Safeway and an abandoned cart! and to think i was starting to worry about this week!!! (13 Feb)
+ Kim's 26 cents (one cart and a penny outside the Coop (14 Feb)
+ Sig and Sandy's $4.96!! let's get them a cot so they can just live in the Dangerousway parking lot! Happy Valentine's Day indeed! (14 Feb)

For a total of $13.02.

Our grand total is now:


$70.26 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

$48.48 is currently in the Xmas dinner fund

$21.78 is currently in the Charity Fund.