The Weekly Found $$$$$$$$$$$$ Report!!
Volume 2, Number 2


IN THIS ISSUE:

1] Tips from the Peanut Gallery!
2] Strange and/or Relevant Questions I have Received!
3] General News!
4] Last week's total!
5] Money reported this week!
6] Grand total to date!

1] Tips from the Peanut Gallery

FROM SIG: "the best car for pop can pick ups, is [Sandy's] honda civic,, [I] can just lean out the door, and not even bend over, the car sits so low on the ground!"

FROM SANDY: "Monday morning out back of the Dangerousway is a great time to get carts. there are no corrals around!" [editor's note: imagine my mother pushing 3 carts hooked together through the mall every Monday morning. and yet... we love her]

2] Strange and/or Relevant Questions I have Received!

Q [from Karen]: "I was working a casino for lunchbox theatre today and there was $278,600 just sitting on the counter in the cashier window. Can I count it?"
A: YES!! and we'll all come and visit you in the slammer!

3] General News!

- thanks to Kevin, the blog is up and running and filled with tons of great pictures of piles of cash and debates on ill-gotten gains. go and leave a comment or two! there are lots of fun pictures and debates up there, plus this newsletter. here's the address again: http://findingmosermoney.blogspot.com/

- a reminder that all monies collected during the month of February go into the Charity Jar. the No-$$ Xmas Dinner Jar collection will start up again in March.

- a reminder from Karen that all bottle values doubled (!!!) this year. i did not know this. here's a handy guide: http://www.cosmos-ab.ca/bottle_depots/worth.asp. keep picking up those bottles and cans!

4] Last week's total! = $48.48

5] Money reported this week!

+ Karen and Kevin's 36 cents from the Canmore Dangerousway Extravaganza SpectacuLAR! a penny on the ground! a dime on the ground! a quarter in a cart! (01 Feb)
+ Karen's 6 cents on the floor at Sobey's! (01 Feb)
+ Kim's 25 cents from one abandoned cart. i thought there would have been more, but forgot it was StuporBowl Sunday and all the men were at home watching the Large Sports Event and not shopping at Dangerousway and lazily abandoning their carts (01 Feb)
+ Kim's 1 cent at the gym (02 Feb)
+ Karen's 1 cent at the StoopidStore (02 Feb)
+ Karen's 33 cents (!!!!) at the Tim's drive-thru. she says there had to have been 2 bucks there but she didn't have time to pick it all up!!! (02 Feb)
+ Karen's 2 cents at Crappy Tire. Karen's on a roll!! (02 Feb)
+ Stu's 15 cents !!!!!!!!!. 4 cents from the Peavey Mart, 5 cents from the Co-op home centre, and 6 cents from Bob's Booze-o-Rama! (02 Feb)
+ Sandy's $2.30 (!!!!!!!!!!!!!) from various abandoned carts and three bottles she picked up. go, mom!!! (02 Feb. see the inventive scan on the blog)
+ Stu's dime from the East 40th Pub where he happened to be, dropping off a buddy's pool cue (03 Feb)
+ Kim's 1 cent from the Dangerousway (i keep reminding myself that every one counts!!!!!!!) (04 Feb)
+ Stu's 3 cents from the downtown ticket spitter (04 Feb)
+ Karen and Kevin's 14 cents from the good folks of Canmore! 1 penny on the sidewalk, a dime in a coffee shop, and 3 more cents from under the mat at the Canmore Mac's. Canmore's a gold mine! let's all go!! (04 Feb)
+ Stu's $2.26 (!!!!!!!!!!!!) from his pub. one penny outside, a quarter on the floor under the pool table, and a toonie somewhere on the floor under a bar table (04 Feb)
+ Stacey's 20 cents from two cans (one left in a shopping cart, and one left on a table at school)! (05 Feb)
+ Kim's 35 cents from one cart and 1 water bottle. i made 7,543 stops today and that's my total haul (06 Feb)
+ Karen's 15 cents in various locales around Canmore (06 Feb). i've determined that Canmore people have more money than the rest of us lumpenproles...
+ Stu's 10 cents from the ever-reliable ticket spitter in the parkade (06 Feb).
+ Sandy's $1.25 from 4 carts in the buggy stall not plugged in (!) and one cart abaondoned in the parking lot (06 Feb)
+ Karen and Kevin's 29 cents in Canmore, yet again! 3 cents on the sidewalk and 26 cents scooped up at the Tim's (07 Feb)
+ Karen's 1 cent (she's going to hell) from the Canmore Xtian Thrift Store SpectacuLAR! (07 Feb)
+ Karen's 3 cents from the Canmore Mac's. that place really is a goldmine. (07 Feb)
+ Kim's 10 cents from one lousy water bottle. 8,000 stops and one water bottle. don't i need something from the Dangerousway?? hmmm... (07 Feb)
+ Kim's 25 cents from a Dangeousway cart. hey! i was going to the library anyway! it was only 3 blocks out of my way! (07 Feb)

6] and the grand total for the week is...

$8.76 !!!!!!!! bringing our total to date to:


$57.24 !!!!!!!!!!!!!

The $8.76 will start the charity fund for February! eyes to the ground everyone!

love,
Treasurer of Hell